I learned the importance of genealogy from my Mormon blogging influences.

Fossilized Ancestor of BabyBlog.
This fine specimen emerged from the same geographical region many many years ago.
Take a guess. I think my little Blogerella has the same "nose" on her.

I just came home and the little bloggen already bit me and crapped on my hand.

Maybe she wants out of the box.

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My blog is taking a nap in a cardboard box.

Last night there was a Miracle on Fascination Street. I witnessed the birth of a blog. She came out tired and hungry and her eyes weren't even open. Mew. Mew. Mew. Fuckin Mew.

I wiped her off, wrapped a towel around her and held her close to keep her warm. She was barely alive! That is a precious time when a blog can live or die. I held her little bloggie body to my cheek. She started to suck on my earlobe. Must have been a hungry little bloggen. But all I had to feed her was tequila and string cheese. She purred for a while and went to sleep. I put her in a cardboard box where she is still napping. Nope it doesn't even look like she pooped herself. Yet.