When it all goes crazy and the thrill is gone

Just remember I love you, more than I can say

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

And my BALD MONKEY loves you too


lyrics by Firefall

When it all goes crazy and the thrill is gone,
Days get rainy and the nights get long,
When you get that feeling you were born to lose,
Starin' at your ceiling, thinking of your blues.

When there's so much trouble that you want to cry
The world has crumbled and you don't know why,
When you hopes are fading and they can't be found,
Dreams have left you waiting, friends have let you down.

Just remember I love you,
and it will be all right
Just remember I love you,
more than I can say,
Maybe then your blues will fade away...

When you need a lover and you're down so low,
You start to wonder but you'll never know,
When it feels like sorrow is your only friend,
Knowing that tomorrow you'll feel this way again.
When the blues come calling at the break of dawn,
Rain keeps falling, but the rainbow's gone,
When you feel like crying, but the tears won't come,
When your dreams are dying, when you're on the run.

Just remember I love you,
and it will be all right
Just remember I love you,
more than I can say,
Just remember I love you,
and it will be all right,
It'll be all right,
It'll be all right

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

SPANK MY SASQUATCH

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

We pause for an important message


I've shown you my ass clown.
Now it's your turn to show me yours. - Michael Bolton

Friday, February 17, 2006

Wait... you're shitting me, right? No, she dih-unt say Duck Fart.


That was some spicy Thai, mrtl.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

For my beloved mrtl, to be sung loudly to the tune of Diarrhea





THANK GOD IT'S NOT HUMP DAY



















Damn. It IS Hump Day!

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Braggart

Bless their hearts... and all their other parts.
I have trouble getting my nooks and crannies all lined up.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

The One That Got Away




















Georgia O'Keefe is rolling over in her grave over this bloomin' "passionflower".