When it all goes crazy and the thrill is gone

And my BALD MONKEY loves you too

2006-09-26T18:08:00.000-05:00

lyrics by Firefall

When it all goes crazy and the thrill is gone,
Days get rainy and the nights get long,
When you get that feeling you were born to lose,
Starin' at your ceiling, thinking of your blues.

When there's so much trouble that you want to cry
The world has crumbled and you don't know why,
When you hopes are fading and they can't be found,
Dreams have left you waiting, friends have let you down.

Just remember I love you,
and it will be all right
Just remember I love you,
more than I can say,
Maybe then your blues will fade away...

When you need a lover and you're down so low,
You start to wonder but you'll never know,
When it feels like sorrow is your only friend,
Knowing that tomorrow you'll feel this way again.
When the blues come calling at the break of dawn,
Rain keeps falling, but the rainbow's gone,
When you feel like crying, but the tears won't come,
When your dreams are dying, when you're on the run.

Just remember I love you,
and it will be all right
Just remember I love you,
more than I can say,
Just remember I love you,
and it will be all right,
It'll be all right,
It'll be all right

SPANK MY SASQUATCH

2006-09-19T12:24:00.000-05:00

We pause for an important message

2006-02-21T07:29:00.000-05:00

I've shown you my ass clown.
Now it's your turn to show me yours. - Michael Bolton

Wait... you're shitting me, right? No, she dih-unt say Duck Fart.

2006-02-17T00:14:00.000-05:00

That was some spicy Thai, mrtl.

For my beloved mrtl, to be sung loudly to the tune of Diarrhea

2006-02-01T17:25:00.000-05:00

THANK GOD IT'S NOT HUMP DAY

2006-02-01T13:39:00.000-05:00

Damn. It IS Hump Day!

Braggart

2006-01-29T18:11:00.000-05:00

Bless their hearts... and all their other parts.
I have trouble getting my nooks and crannies all lined up.

The One That Got Away

2006-01-26T10:22:00.000-05:00

Georgia O'Keefe is rolling over in her grave over this bloomin' "passionflower".

See me. Feeeeeeeel me.

2006-01-25T18:19:00.000-05:00

I say I'm BACK with a paddle again.

Oh, you know you're thinkin the same thing

2005-09-07T21:37:00.000-05:00

I learned the importance of genealogy from my Mormon blogging influences.

2004-12-23T20:54:00.000-05:00

Fossilized Ancestor of BabyBlog.
This fine specimen emerged from the same geographical region many many years ago.
Take a guess. I think my little Blogerella has the same "nose" on her.

I just came home and the little bloggen already bit me and crapped on my hand.

2004-12-22T19:29:00.000-05:00

Maybe she wants out of the box.

2004-12-22T18:05:00.000-05:00

Blog

My blog is taking a nap in a cardboard box.

2004-12-22T00:23:00.000-05:00

Last night there was a Miracle on Fascination Street. I witnessed the birth of a blog. She came out tired and hungry and her eyes weren't even open. Mew. Mew. Mew. Fuckin Mew.

I wiped her off, wrapped a towel around her and held her close to keep her warm. She was barely alive! That is a precious time when a blog can live or die. I held her little bloggie body to my cheek. She started to suck on my earlobe. Must have been a hungry little bloggen. But all I had to feed her was tequila and string cheese. She purred for a while and went to sleep. I put her in a cardboard box where she is still napping. Nope it doesn't even look like she pooped herself. Yet.